Services

We offer a complete suite of tech services, we can develop for any device or platform using tried and trusted methodologies. We invest heavily in the tools we use to create bespoke products. We use the best framework on the market, React, if your product cannot be created with React, it's probably not worth creating, but we'll still build it, as we're all about the cash.

We offer a selection of packages for all of our products, Bronze, Silver and Gold, we strongly advise the Gold package, as it includes a number of automated tools, leveraging the power of our bespoke advancements in Artificial Intelligence. A suite of intelligent tools to ensure you have a product that protects you from any legal challenges or page-ranking penalties.

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Our packages

Disclaimer

We work for you, but we do it our way. As we work for you, you are fully responsible for any legal challenges you may face, however, we can recommend a good lawyer should you find yourself in a spont of legal bother. Our products are built to your specification, if you do not specify certain aspects of legal compliance, you enter into contract with us at your risk. We can of course provide an additional consulting service where we will inform you of all legal risks and how to mitigate them, but, we ain't cheap, we're too good to be cheap.

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You can find all of the help you need in this pop up, simply expand the relevant section for your query. If there isn't a section that matches your particular query, don't worry about it, your question is simply not worth asking and we have got you covered. trust us, we are the best.

Yes. In fact we have been building websites that comply with WCAG 1.0 since way back in 1998. We get it, you likely have disabled users that have issues with your current site and are worried about legal issues? Don't worry, we have your back, we provide solutions that will keep those pesky lawyers at bay, check out our Services page for the choice of packages, hint, you should spend the extra on the Gold package as it includes our overlay.

Yup. We only use the safest web protocols and encryption methods to keep your site and data safe. All our sites use the HTTP protocol and the MD5 hashing algorithm.

No. Simply put, we are better and you'd be making a huge mistake. We are better than the rest and we know our business and technology better than you and some rando designer. As an example, if your business sells luxury handmade chocolates, we consider you the expert, so we would not tell you to change the recipe. Using that same logic we don't want some hipster designer telling us stuff that doesn't make sense to us. You trust our systems and judgements and we won't tell you how to improve your chocolate (unless we don't like it).

Hell yeah. We don't feel the need to compete with regular engineers, as our stuff is better. You pay a premium price and get a premium product. Don't settle for less.

Most of them will. Some folks just use stuff wrong, you don't need to worry about those people, because if they can't figure out how to use your site, that's usually a good sign they will cause you problems later down the line. Y'know the kind of customer: "I need to return these shoes as I actually meant to order a microwave". That's far too much hassle, your genuine customers will be fine and you should weed out users that are going to cause you issues.

No you don't. You're using it wrong or you broke it (please check the small print in the T&Cs). When it transpires it was your fault, we can of course fix it for a fee, just send us an email to Support @ Brad and Chad

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